I have never used Twitter. Now, I realize this “I have
never...” event doesn’t top the list as the most outgoing or impressive new
experience, but I have been pressed to use Twitter since the social networking
surface surged to popularity several years ago. Although that pressure waned
somewhat recently, the onset of my “I have never...” year brought renewed calls
for me to use the service. To date, nearly every time I have discussed the “I
have never...” concept with a group of people, at least one person has chimed
in with a comment about Twitter. In those discussions I have constantly heard
remarks like “You should get an ‘I have never...’ Twitter account!” or “You
could really promote that idea on Twitter.” from someone followed by the
inevitable “Oh, I would follow that...” from any random person listening on.
While my “I have never...” year has not been something I’m pursuing to promote
the idea, I figured using Twitter was something I should eventually learn to
do. As a result, I reluctantly added the event to my “I have never...” list
knowing I would stave off acting on the event until I ultimately came to a
point where my “I have never...” schedule made me resort to opening a Twitter
account.
Although I hadn’t planned on today being that day, a busy work
schedule and travel plans that involved seven hours of driving tomorrow and a
trip to the east coast on Wednesday forced me to rethink my scheduled event for
this evening. When I arrived home from work tonight and looked at my still
empty suitcase lying on my bedroom floor, I knew my original plans to take a
boxing lesson weren’t going to work. As a result, I turned to my list of
potential “I have never...” events in search of a simple, yet educational “I
have never...” experience I could complete tonight. After a few minutes of
reviewing the list, my eyes eventually fell on “Using Twitter” buried in the
middle of the nearly 500 entries hugging the left margin of the Word document.
“Oh, damn it...” I said as I quickly came to grips with the fact that using
Twitter for the first time was just the type of experience I was hoping to
find.
What the **** is a Twitter?!? |
I paused briefly as I locked on the entry on the “I have
never...” list. At over five months into my journey, I knew using Twitter for
the first time probably made sense, but a strong degree of reluctance still
lingered. In my mind, the whole concept of Twitter and its popularity seemed
ridiculous. I simply didn’t understand why anyone would find a social media
service that is restrictive in its text and picture capabilities useful. After
all, in an era of visual media it seemed counterintuitive to think anyone would
actively seek out a service that seems to go against those trends. I didn’t
understand how Twitter fit, and as far as I was concerned it longevity would
only persist as long as the fad wore on. Despite those thoughts, I was in need
of a new experience, and everyone told me I would “get it” once I gave Twitter
a go.
“Well, why not now?” I said to the open air, realizing today
was as good a day as any. In turn, I closed the document containing my list of
potential “I have never…” events, opened my Internet browser, and went to the
Twitter homepage. With a little blue bird staring me in the face, I took a deep
breath and clicked on the button saying “Sign up now.” In that moment I fully
committed to following through with the new experience. It was just me an
Twitter, and by the end of the night I would officially be a user of the
service.
Over the next 30 minutes I went through the motions of
activating my new account. After entering my personal information, Twitter
prompted me to choose a handle that would serve as my signpost in the
Twitter-sphere. As someone late to the game, the first important task of
choosing my handle proved incredibly challenging. With every idea I tried
already taken, Twitter provided “helpful” suggestions for handles that fell
somewhere between spam email address and auto-generated temporary password. In
other words, the selections were useless.
A little frustrated but no worse for wear, I ultimately
landed on a handle that fit the “I have never...” concept before moving on.
Surprisingly, I found myself ready to give Twitter a try, knowing that some of
the described features of the tool I found on the website might actually help
me communicate my “I have never...” updates to those that are interested.
Unfortunately, Twitter had other plans for me in store. First, Twitter required
me to follow five businesses under the guise of helping me “try out the system.”
Then it did the same thing with “celebrities.” Finally, Twitter forced me to
track down five people I knew and follow them, suggesting that I give the
website access to my gmail account to help me find people to follow.
The first tweet... |
With no options to skip any of these setup features (even
after closing my browser and reopening it), I clicked around until Twitter was
satisfied with my following efforts. This permitted me to access my Twitter
feed for the first time, which was straightforward enough in its design and
use. While I wasn’t yet sold on the whole concept of Twitter, I was happy to
see using it was much easy and much less frustrating than starting an account
with the social media network. After getting my feet wet with the flow of the
system, I decided it was time to post my first tweet, hashtag and all, making
reference to my “I have never...” journey. After crafting a brief message, I
sent the tweet out to the world for anyone interested to pick up on and left it
at that. With that it was finished. I officially used Twitter for the first
time.
After playing around with the website a little more and
adjusting some of the settings for my account, I decided my first experience
with Twitter had covered just about as much ground as it probably could.
Although I still didn’t like the character limits and I still didn’t understand
the hype behind the social network, I could see some benefit in using Twitter
to communicate across new spectrums. I’m hopeful using Twitter will help me
reach more people with the “I have never...” concept and inspire them to go out
and conquer their own new experiences, but time will tell if there is any real
benefit to using the system as a form of broader communication.
Success! |
Now I suppose I just need to get on Vine, Snapchat, Instagram,
and whatever other flash-in-the-pan social networking tools are relevant to be
with the times. Something tells me I won’t be following through on any of that
in the near future, however...
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